Hmm…today has rocked so far ^_^ No complaints. I’m just fucking happy. Grrr…I miss ya godammit! Hehe I’m so neurotic. ANYWAY–I’m not too excited for school tomorrow.

I feel so fat right now. Today I literally ate everything in sight. Everything. Damn you Mickey D’s, damn you. Aw, hell–I love myslf to much to bitch against my “bad” choices right now. ^_^

What else–ah yes, here comes a semi wave of inside jokes that occurred today:

1. Subway Ride Back Home-“SUBWAY DOOOOORS, They open and slide like a womans…nevermiiiiiind” Haha, that was awesome–it literally made me laugh my ass off. Not to mention that Craig has some veeerry good freestyling skills. Oh yes–and props to Flip for the idea.

2. *Step, Pant Rip, Fall, Fall on Me* -Yes Bella…in the theater you HAAAAD to step on my pant shred crap, make me slip, fall and then fall on me in front of so many godamn old ladies. Oh come on woman–you know my love for you grew about 1000000000000000000000X more in that moment!

3. “Little Old Lady Land”- Nuff said. Mell Brooks is a mastermind. I never saw something so amazingly perfect. Crazy Nazi Germans and a place actually called Little Old Lady Land. Genius, pure fucking genius.

4. Barbie Fortress– So we have some time to kill after Mickey D’s and Caffy decides to take us into the BIG Toys R US store nearby. Where do I and the two Kickassers head to in the store? THE BARBIE HOUSE WITH A BILLION BARBIES AND ACCESSORIES! Yes…the house is OURS godammit, OURS. MWAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man–and Flip…you’re evil laugh is both traumatizing yet so godamn funny at the same time.

5. “They think you’re crazy and jealous”- HA! My god…what idiocy.

6. Cups- Hey man…screw the cups. Drink out of the godamn faucet! Who cares if the ushers look at you like a maniac…its all part of the point of it all!

7. If I were to be a guy, I’d be Max Bailystock– Seriously. If I were ever to turn into a godamn starving producer man…that dude would be the spitting image of the monstrosity I would be.

…Alrighty. I’m sure theres more–buuuut, yeah. Oki loves, catch ya later! ^_^