Alright. So it’s pretty godamn late considering my schedule. Oh man. Haha. I can’t help but laugh. It’s just so great having conversations with Bella on how men get jealous too. It’s quite a surprise how this chicka knows so much. Well what can I say–she IS Miss. Six Months and 16 days. Gooo Bella Butt.
Ah fuck, this woman is great…
rebel pookie101 (11:13:46 PM): sigh.
rebel pookie101 (11:13:52 PM): i dont know anymore.
rebel pookie101 (11:13:56 PM): im just..whatever.
rebel pookie101 (11:13:58 PM): okay, im over it
anagogically (11:14:11 PM): .. NO UR NOT… I MEAN I WISH U WERE.. BUT I CUD TEL WOMAN.. U AINT
Haha, that made me laugh my ass off. She gets the raging from me. I’m such a dork. Anyway. Today was not so bad. I guess I’ll leave it at that.
Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with me, I can’t stop laughing. Ah of course now I must remember the conversation of “bullshitting”. Godamn you Eleia.
Bella: Yes…we are the masters of bullshitting.
Eleia: Right on, hun. I mean…the feeling of it all–so intense. So invigorating. AH, the BULL and the SHIT. I can’t explain it! The feeling envelops me like a breeze on a cool summer day when everything seems right.
Bella: Yes. You let the shitty smell take in on you. You let it caress your soul..so you can become ONE with the bullshit. Let it know you–let it tell you the way to bullshit.
Eleia: …wow that just makes me wanna take a shit.
…Again. I am a moron. What else is new. LMAO. And then of course theres the flyer I made of a new movie coming out called “The Unidentified Hot Dude” Starring Myself…as…”Crista Burns”. Bella as some Crip Projects chick who falls in love with Felipe (The cuban drug dealer who happens to be in a Blood gang) And well…other people.
I swear. Bella is one of the coolest people I know. She’s one of the chicks (alongside Diana) who I can just talk SO FREELY about taking a shit with. I mean…my god! You can’t just find bonding like THAT right around the corner! Umm…what else. I have definately taken this women through all my guy obsessions with. I mean…come on…how can this woman stand me? First there was ASSBBQ…okay….yeah. Nuff said. I mean…WHAT THE HELL? “Ass Shaking Sexy Boy”?! AM I INSANE?! Lmao…now it has come down to…”George”. Yes. George Milton. From Mice and Men. Yes. I think it’s safe to say I need to be put in an asylum.
Umm…what else is it about this woman…AH YES! THE BOOBS! HOW CAN WE FORGET THE BOOBS?! BOOBS EVERWHERE! EVERTIME I THINK OF BELLA, I SEE BOOBS! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS. YES, I’M SAYING IT! They’re just so perky and not modest.
Okay okay…cutting the bullshit. This chicka has been one of the COOLEST, AWESOMEST people I shall ever friggin know. I mean..we’ve shared the webcam whoring, running from *Tapping Man*, our runaway plan to meet my milkman, “Your too big to fit in here”, TIGER! Ahhh man…and not to mention that this girl always takes me out of every crappy situation I’m feeling and just makes it better, and also makes me realize things I never thought were there, along with helping me for the better. Love ya hun! THANK THE LORD I SAID “HI” TO HER THAT SECOND DAY SHE WAS WAITING OUTSIDE MS. WARES DOOR. Ya did good Eleia.
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woman u have got to stop… stop it now… can u jst- uh guys-ccan u pls-stop-..sto-sto.. .ok stop sniffing my lotion… ok stop it now..*sigh* thank you..ok woman top it…. you making me laff my ass off soo friggin much…. yess right around the corner..were you do.. things… yess well, woman wut can i say.. u made me like this… i ddid good too looking back at that ravishing romanian goddess with the long bouncy hair that bounces almost as much as her bootay.. the hairs still got its bounce.. o common… ilise’s bat mitzvah… COMMON i think that jst examplifies tha assets man… and the dances… damn speaking of that bat…. FHP was there haha… and movies.. we make me like no other ….come friggin on…. afros… FOR THE FOREST IS A FRO… and the cow productions… those were back in the… i tlak about california days… and the “we need guys” days.. and the ghetto blood asking me if i have a man days.. and o k… no ones better with talking about BULL SHITT.. no one lets me SING FOR THEM!! come ON!!! and no one talks about those three balls… and the oh so sexxie hunter recordings like u do…. and wut about the damn pottoes from alabama..the dumpling-looking throat…. and no one can be my physician…. specially not one with that ass…. and i gotta thank you for keeping me healthy..and all those midnight runs with the whipped cream.. u noe my furniture jst cuddnt satisfy me… the rages..bring em on baby… the musicals-infested mouths of ours… the dramatic exxageration (not even a word?) in our “writing styles”.. the throats .. the noses.. the ass…. the talks about wut “i want to become” the damn notes..and u forgot that one.. un-notable dude… i forgot his friggin nickname man…. damn i forgot.. o shit..blurty! yess..that friggin blurty… with th elissening to the horoscopes..o but not me! hehehe.. ok im jst like listing it down for the entrie world.. o well…. and “its lovely to be a woman like me’ and that whitney houston song i wuddnt stfu about… and i love the reactions man… like witht he spanish projects.. o no.. dont tell me ud id it.. u did a much better job *opens* no no… ok ya ya… yes you did a better job..damn u..damn u…. haha..THAT BASTARD!! thats become such a COMPLIMENT for all u out there.. u TWO VERY AWESOME BASTARDS…killr and hotay..jet and FHP FONDUE … wutever they may be called….. LET me POP i out for oyu rite now… i love you.. yess yess! damnit my distant lovr… u have become a big part of my life.since u noe.. humans spend about sumthing percen tof he time in the bathroom..and u noe wut the bathroom reminds me of….o and must i say..good job on the project..with the pogeons!!! and the chicken…. o pseaking of chiken..cock fights… wow.. u n me jst… tlka shit baout that..and tlak shit period…. o and… speaking of fights..bloody knucles….. u are one hard ass for staying even beyond the trembling… and.. .ow many times do YOU try standing while pissing?and damn woman..the morals.. u are havin those morals and keepin em.. i look up to that…. and look up to the ass..it jst… is above me.. lterally.its tht big! haha lolol… u have nothing to EVER be jealous about… except u noe..those SANe ppl…. but who gives a fuck about sane ppl…their not interesting…. we’re neer gunna be them…. and o…. ur jst too big to fit in here… and … SIMBA that hot bastard… along with johnny..why is he soo beautifull….SIMBAS HOTTER THEN george, andos is lennie..mite i ad…. wow im jst on a role damnit… damn i admire ur 523019038249374- score in the egg game… its as if.. u were jst a scavenger and now ur a sumthing i cant pronounce…. speaking of pronouncation..thank you for trying to help me improve the way i say food and down by llaffing your as off lololol…i love aa for that most definetly…. and makin me feel oh so special… and getting me out of those woopti doos and oh no’s and from strangling my FAVORITE PERSON!!!!! and ooh u noe for being my oh so special…. shorty.. u noe like WUTTUP SHORTAY!!!! that makes me feel like im sexy cus.. u were oh so turned on lol….. nd of course… birhday in the rain….. that GRUELING daventrue as u described it in your report.. and of ocurse..the DANCING PENIIISSSSS…. woo hooo.. hell yes.. tha dancing penis is he shiz… lmao.. and… o baby wuts that red spot.the treasure hunt for a certain woman thing.. .lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo….. damn… so happy we sat int he table in which u wil find remains of my refusal of tha “circle yes or no-table six” offer… o wha a fiasco u and i conduct… yes it is.. we shall continue our random ramblings rangings camera whores.. and all of the above… willw e stop.. o no never.. i will get u my pretty and ur lil doggy too…… the chaos we create… oh the funnn…..-bella, booberz, boobalicious babe, miss (i think it hsud be MISSES) 6 months 17 days.. .and counting..u and ur good memory..and u are not a dork..thats a whales penis… were not that special yet..maybe next year.. lolol ..wow this was a loong comment
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